He wanted a hot meal, but got a lukewarm lay from his wife.

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A guy comes home from work expecting his petite wife to have dinner ready. Instead, she just flashes her modest tits. What follows is some uninspired sex in various positions. The lesson here is clear: a well-fed man is a better fuck. She should’ve made the damn borscht.