Stepsis offers to be his sex doll to save the planet. Lol.

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So, my day started off great. I crushed my college exams and asked my dad for money to buy a sex doll. But my woke stepsister, some eco-activist from Greenpeace, said she’d rather be my doll than have some plastic piece of shit from China polluting the environment. She insisted the money should go to saving blue whales or cuckoos in the park, I wasn’t really listening. I was too focused on her offer. And thank GOD she doesn’t look like Greta Thunberg, because that would’ve been a total dealbreaker.